Tiny human vocab: Lesson 1

Okay ladies and rabbit monsters, it's time for our first vocabulary lesson. Most of you have already heard these words once or twice before from our Dragon Overlords, but some of my readers are new to this pre-apocalyptic world so here we go:

-babblese: the language of the tiny humans
-bag-time: the time when you really need a bag
-braneri: something that is self-explanatory and makes total sense to everyone except the stupids
-brain noodles: noodles inside your brain that do the thinking for you so you don't have to
-cabaloni: all pasta foods for the eating (not to be confused with Pasta Persons.  I cannot stress enough that you CANNOT eat them, so please stop trying to, Blanche, it's getting really embarrassing)
-dragoon: money for dragons
-eelop: the adorable shrug of a rabbit with long ears when he/she/Lou is being serious
-flabbeljacket: jackets for goldfish so they can be fashionable
-flabberjacket: jackets for dragons so they don't get cold (not be be confused with flabbeljackets they serve completely different purposes)
-garblegarble: what tiny humans use to describe the words other-sized things use to talk to them about anything their tiny brain can't understand
-getdownsies: when you are physically unable to stop yourself from dancing like a lizard
-ICECREAMTRUCKKKKKK: the sound of childhood dreams coming true
-rawrberries: strawberries in the shapes of dinosaurs (don't feed them to dinosaurs they cannot digest them, bless their fickle stomachs)
-rawrp: trail mix for dinosaurs
-schnarf: the sound tiny humans make when they see a beach kid
-squiggle: when goldfish booty drop it to a banging beat
-squirrels: meth-addicted, violent, evil, fur creatures
-Treeseph: like Joseph but for trees, can also be used if you don't know the Tree's name
-updowns: when you stand up too fast and your brain thinks you’re a rabbit
-xaphalones: any and all instruments that make sounds for creature people to hear (not squirrels)
-zucchini: a gross vegetable that people only eat when they're trying to be nice to your face but secretly hate you.

I hope this enlightened and inspired some of you, to the others whom it didn't, burn in hell with the squirrels, I hope you like your crystal meth because it's all they have to eat there.


Dragons, may you stay forever sexy, and warm in your flabberjackets,
Tiny Human